So I was doing a google image search for “corn as a phone”

thenewhotness:

in order to do a “Call the cobs, I don’t give a fuck” joke because don’t you dare judge me! and anyway, I found this picture.

I’m not gonna make the joke anymore

I’m not gonna make any jokes anymore

I have forgotten what happy feels like.

 

rneerkat:

girls hit on me AND boys hit on me. i explode. i am a piñata

After I do a shot of tequila

whatshouldwecallme: